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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
I'm a:
man
woman
joke format
Seeking:
men
women
declining returns
man
woman
joke format
Seeking:
men
women
declining returns
Retweet of status by @kthorjensen
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
I am a:
Man
Dog
Comedian
Looking for:
Ham
Log
An easy and popular joke format to use so people will like me and think I'm funny
Man
Dog
Comedian
Looking for:
Ham
Log
An easy and popular joke format to use so people will like me and think I'm funny
Retweet of status by @ImSoFrancis
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Good
Lord
God
I
Love
Hate
This
Floormat
Format
Lord
God
I
Love
Hate
This
Floormat
Format
Retweet of status by @KattsDogma
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
If you'd ever told me that I was gonna retweet Arnold I would have slapped you in the face and called you pinche pendejo but here I am
Retweet of status by @Uncoital4lyfe
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Do YOU enjoy the cognitive dissonance between your bedrock belief that you're good and constant rejections by people you admire?
Dating.
Dating.
Retweet of status by @kaufmanic
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
@DarrenBaker I actually don't have a good answer to that. You win this round.
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Pretending that fighting in evil wars is noble makes it easier to start evil wars
Retweet of status by @pixelatedboat
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
@HouseofGlib Hahahahaha...
What, could you taste the arsenic?
What, could you taste the arsenic?
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
DOINGTHINGSISHARDSOWESHOULDALLJUSTSUFFERQUIETLYUNTILWEDIEPROBABLY
Retweet of status by @omibaloney
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Fantastic. A writing coach gives tips on avoiding passive voice. Not one of her examples is in the passive voice. twitter.com/maloneeditoriaβ¦
Retweet of status by @OliverKamm
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
