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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
"This was your father's lightsaber, Luke."
"Cool! Hey, why are there all these younglings scratched into the hilt?"
"Cool! Hey, why are there all these younglings scratched into the hilt?"
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
I appear to be happy, more or less. I give that a
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
You have a lovely smile. It reminds of the summers I spent locked in a steel box, and the single crack through which I could see the sun.
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
The next time someone tells me I'm too nice, I swear to fucking god I'll politely thank them for their opinion.
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Is it just me, or does the world have a disturbing lack of ninjas?
Maybe that's just what they want me to believe.
Maybe that's just what they want me to believe.
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
@KlinkOnTheBrink No worries at all. I haven't felt very funny recently, but I try.
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Ifyou'rebuyingahoneydewmelontowearasahelmetitshouldcostless
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Toast your PopTarts , you savages.
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
Everyone is freaking out about Russian gunbot but the Samsung SGR-A1 has been in service for like 7 years...
Allkillbotsareimportant
Allkillbotsareimportant
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Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
It pains me to admit this, but I'm... force insensitive.
Chris J. Randolph
@Spectre_7
The package proclaims that the Nasoya baked, marinated tofu is "Ready to Eat," but I will be honest w/you, I have no idea what to feed it.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
