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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Rest easy Dez aka DJ Kay Slay, larger than life, down since day 1, bringing the drama forever.
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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Give Clarence Thomas some ivermectin immediately
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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Johnny Mac, looking clueless, defends Djoker while Chris Evert calls his having potentially exposed journalist to COVID βcriminal.β
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
My niece, in fashion: uncle, do you know any hot women DJs?
And here I am, making a list. To her credit, she toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
And here I am, making a list. To her credit, she toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Chaka Khan playing drums
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Hey non-tennis people. Itβs WIMBLEDON, not WIMBLETON.
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
@krudell A brand new dance called the Jared Kushner
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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Who had sex for the first time after a Prince concert? Iβll start. Me!
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
@eliesco @JubileeDJ I just did my impression of LOL Cool J
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Came home to this. W. T. F. This guy thinks heβs a mountain goat? (Also, he was stranded. Afraid to jump down.) pic.twitter.com/69x8eQP92Y
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
If you havenβt watched Maradona in Mexico on Netflix, do so.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
