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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Itβs official, Iβm the oldest person to ever play βShoulder Leanβ at a party.
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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
The only difference between Hot 97 and Z100 are the accents of the radio personalities. Same music.
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Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Just found out that Prince had a tennis court. A purple tennis court.
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
wanna rumble with the pun, huh β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Wasnβt at the Eric B & Rakim show last night, but I heard the opening DJ told everyone under 30 to go home.
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
What stage of gentrification has white women taking their cats for walks on leashes?
Stretch Armstrong
@StretchArmy
Kool Keith, in 2014, asked me, in all seriousness, if he could come up to my radio show; you know, the one I stopped doing in 2001.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
