210.
Ruthless
@TheDrunkRider
Boyfriend: Ebooks and PDFs are better than real books. They're totally free!
Me: Kyu, tera baap kamata ni hai kya?
*Broke up*
Me: Kyu, tera baap kamata ni hai kya?
*Broke up*
Retweet of status by @coffee_garam
211.
Ruthless
@TheDrunkRider
Me: Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody: Go ahead and first find a Girlfriend
Me: *crying in corner *
#1D
Everybody: Go ahead and first find a Girlfriend
Me: *crying in corner *
#1D
Retweet of status by @NaadanParindaa
212.
213.
214.
215.
216.
Ruthless
@TheDrunkRider
RT this if your crush is out of your league.
100 RTs and I'll tell my crush about my feelings.
100 RTs and I'll tell my crush about my feelings.
Retweet of status by @BeingChatterjee
Ruthless
@TheDrunkRider
In English:-- Washed Eagle
In hindi:- ΰ€§ΰ₯ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€¬ΰ€Ύΰ€
In hindi:- ΰ€§ΰ₯ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€¬ΰ€Ύΰ€
Retweet of status by @Humor_DNA
Ruthless
@TheDrunkRider
Went on a date once at Starbucks and just to impress the girl I said, "SURPRISE ME" at the counter. That surprise costed me 2k, plus taxes
Retweet of status by @BhayanakPuppy
Alex
@TheDrunkRider
Me:- Bhai Tu Regular smoker hai..?
Frnd:- Nhi, GOLD FLAKE smoker
Me:- Handle Plz.
Frnd:- Nhi, GOLD FLAKE smoker
Me:- Handle Plz.
Retweet of status by @Humor_DNA
217.
218.
219.
220.
Alex
@TheDrunkRider
WTF !! WHO DID THIS? IS THIS TRUE???
pic.twitter.com/77KdYwsAES
pic.twitter.com/77KdYwsAES
Retweet of status by @DarrKeAage
Alex
@TheDrunkRider
Tweep : Why don't you write one liner tweets ?
Me : Yahan 2-3 line me explain karne k baad bhi log mere tweets ka meaning puchhte hai !
Me : Yahan 2-3 line me explain karne k baad bhi log mere tweets ka meaning puchhte hai !
Retweet of status by @Riskiest_Poison
Alex
@TheDrunkRider
Cc to heart surgeons, fitment issue solve karo koi twitter.com/Sahibalisciousβ¦
Alex
@TheDrunkRider
Me~I only need to open my mouth & girls get really wet
She~
Me~don't knw if its my accent or spitting kamla pasand wn I talk
*flying*
She~
Me~don't knw if its my accent or spitting kamla pasand wn I talk
*flying*
Retweet of status by @confusedbf_
...but wait! There's more!
210.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
