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@TheDrunkRider
He: Baby why are you breaking up with me?
She: Hum dono alag hai.
He: BC hum boyfriend girlfriend hai twins nahin
She: Hum dono alag hai.
He: BC hum boyfriend girlfriend hai twins nahin
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@TheDrunkRider
When you are single, you see only happy couples
When you're in a relationship, you see only happy singles
When you're in a relationship, you see only happy singles
Retweet of status by @khud_gabbar007
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When there was only one "special chair" to sit & @narendramodi gave it to the CM @ncbn pic.twitter.com/DSR0mbeGre
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@TheDrunkRider
*Amazon guy comes home to deliver product worth Rs. 399*
Me: *takes product and gives Rs. 400* Chalo Bhaiya ab ek Γ©clairs do
Me: *takes product and gives Rs. 400* Chalo Bhaiya ab ek Γ©clairs do
Retweet of status by @coffee_garam
Chutiya
@TheDrunkRider
South Indian movies be like, 'Physics ki ma ki.... Ye Newton kis khet ki mooli hai?'
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@TheDrunkRider
She- Make me feel good,make me see stars, make me laugh, make everything colorful
He- Listen baby! I'm ur bf not weed!
#HeSheStory
He- Listen baby! I'm ur bf not weed!
#HeSheStory
Retweet of status by @khud_gabbar007
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@TheDrunkRider
Take care of the people you love. There are no replacements....
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Lust gives you options, without worrying about replacements!!
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Lust gives you options, without worrying about replacements!!
Retweet of status by @Swamii_says
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@TheDrunkRider
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me: "30K followers Sir "
Interviewer: " Follow back please ?"
#TwitterLife
Me: "30K followers Sir "
Interviewer: " Follow back please ?"
#TwitterLife
Retweet of status by @RJSpeaks_
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@TheDrunkRider
Info U can get from girls email id
1. Name
2. Dob
3. College name
4.organisation she work
5. Pet name
6.bf name
*6 is shocking*
1. Name
2. Dob
3. College name
4.organisation she work
5. Pet name
6.bf name
*6 is shocking*
Retweet of status by @Che_Chora
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@TheDrunkRider
Prince Charming : what's your birthstone?
She: Diamonds ( I like uncut ones better)
Jao beta ab kharcha karo!
#ModernDayCinderella
She: Diamonds ( I like uncut ones better)
Jao beta ab kharcha karo!
#ModernDayCinderella
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@TheDrunkRider
Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country, are busy...
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running taxis, cutting hair, or wasting time on #Twitter!!
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running taxis, cutting hair, or wasting time on #Twitter!!
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...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
