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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
Wait, conservative American evangelical Xianity has racist roots? And continues to be racist?
This is my shocked face.
This is my shocked face.
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
The world: Look at the Radical Christian Terrorists!
Christians: Those crazies don’t represent ALL of us!
Muslims:
Christians: Those crazies don’t represent ALL of us!
Muslims:
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
No one:
Absolutely no one:
White guys: Check out my new podcast!!!
Absolutely no one:
White guys: Check out my new podcast!!!
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
Picked up quite a few new followers today. It’s okay, when the quarantine is over I know all y’all are gone.
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
The “pro-life” crowd is one of the most bloodthirsty groups you’ll ever see.
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
Oh, I see your problem. You’re looking to Xmas songs for your theology when you ought to be using the Bible.
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
What would Jesus do?
For starters, he wouldn’t argue theology on Twitter.
For starters, he wouldn’t argue theology on Twitter.
Retweet of status by @PastorBitter
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
My favorite place to get marriage advice is from people who have never been married.
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
@realDonaldTrump Two weeks ago ~ "I will take the mantle."
Today ~ It's Schumer's fault!!!
Today ~ It's Schumer's fault!!!
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
@YaelSpeaks More than a few...
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
When pastor says he’s launching a 4-part sermon series, he’s really saying we’re gonna get the same message warmed over for a whole month.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
