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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
I was supposed to have an air guitar solo in church today but for the life of me I canโt find my guitar!
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
@MrChurchGuy How do I apply for that position?
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
My favorite people are the ones who criticize you and then block you before you can respond.
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
Me: Can you make me a sandwich?
Her: Poof, youโre a sandwich. Nope, guess I canโt.
Me:
Her: Poof, youโre a sandwich. Nope, guess I canโt.
Me:
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
@TheBitterPastor Iโm blocked by her
The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
You canโt say that! You canโt say that! Only conservative Republicans say that! #MAGA
twitter.com/BarackObama/stโฆ
twitter.com/BarackObama/stโฆ
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The Xian Satirist
@TheXianSatirist
Some people change Twitter identities more than they change their underwear.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
