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UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys on the app.
And what's on the app: Daniβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
And what's on the app: Daniβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ask_aubry
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UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
cussing but make it in angelic sparkling way.
fuck off
fuck off
Retweet of status by @francsetya
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UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
Success is always not about posting your achievements on social media, some like to quietly wear their crown and shine. #realtalk
Retweet of status by @TheLifeEdits
UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
We tend to oversee the pain in people who act tough. So open your eyes and make an effort to look
Retweet of status by @TheBumblingBee_
UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
Don't insult nature! pic.twitter.com/3haajtHI9t
Retweet of status by @TheFigen_
UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
Set a goal, crushed it pic.twitter.com/9LiLAHnPgf
UffDafuckingda
@Uffdafuckingda
Say/write "I love you" without using words "love" and emojis
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UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
I unlocked a new level of adulting by purchasing liquor through a drive-through alcohol store.
Retweet of status by @MommyingHard
UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
You never see people post βshe said noβ photos.
Retweet of status by @DJESReborn
UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
I too received inappropriate texts from Adam Levine
Retweet of status by @NotUrPrettyFace
UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
My neighbors just looked at me funny but I swear it was a get-off-the-couch-groaning I did last night
~welcome to your 40s
~welcome to your 40s
Retweet of status by @sunny_Nita_
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
