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UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
My goal in life is to be Barbara pic.twitter.com/ntkvV3oeYP
Retweet of status by @FirecrackerKatt
08 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My goal in life is to be Barbara 💀 https://t.co/ntkvV3oeYP
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
I can’t get low at the club anymore.
Ok I can get low…it’s getting back up that’s the hard part
Ok I can get low…it’s getting back up that’s the hard part
Retweet of status by @cayoticneutral
04 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can’t get low at the club anymore.
Ok I can get low…it’s getting back up that’s the hard part 🤣🤣
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Predictive text only.
I'll start....
I own a ridiculous amount of toys
🤦 pic.twitter.com/LJYArJV46q
I'll start....
I own a ridiculous amount of toys
🤦 pic.twitter.com/LJYArJV46q
Retweet of status by @SassyCanadian0
12 Jun 22
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I'll start....
I own a ridiculous amount of toys
🤦🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/LJYArJV46q
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Me: I got a new plug-in for you
Her:
Me: *hands usb
H:
I’m now dead
Her:
Me: *hands usb
H:
I’m now dead
Retweet of status by @Rollinon31s
12 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I got a new plug-in for you
Her:🥰🥳
Me: *hands usb
H:🤬
I’m now dead 💀
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
10yo just yelled at me not to hog the toilet just to tweet And now I’m explaining Twitter to my 94yo grandma
Retweet of status by @sunny_Nita_
28 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 10yo just yelled at me not to hog the toilet just to tweet 😳 And now I’m explaining Twitter to my 94yo grandma 🙈
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Is Frisky Friday still a thing?
Retweet of status by @claireasmud73
20 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is Frisky Friday still a thing? 🤔🤷♀️😏
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Take me down to the pothole city where my rim got bent and the roads are shitty
Retweet of status by @AGirlInPhilly
03 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Take me down to the pothole city where my rim got bent and the roads are shitty 🤘🏼
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Yes I win on the next episode of #thecompetor pic.twitter.com/QnarJ637MA
Retweet of status by @smileitsfree44
30 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yes I win 😏 on the next episode of #thecompetor 😘 https://t.co/QnarJ637MA
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
When someone says “it’s hard to explain” I always wonder if people just think I’m too dumb to understand.
25 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone says “it’s hard to explain” I always wonder if people just think I’m too dumb to understand. 😂
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
It’s hard to frown with a dick in your mouth
Retweet of status by @cayoticneutral
02 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s hard to frown with a dick in your mouth 😏
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Today is Day Five.
I haven’t smoked a single cigarette in five days. I am shocked, but proud.
I haven’t smoked a single cigarette in five days. I am shocked, but proud.
Retweet of status by @StarseedTiffany
08 Oct 21
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I haven’t smoked a single cigarette in five days. I am shocked, but proud. 💪🏻
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊