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UffDaAlien
@Uffdafuckingda
My goal in life is to be Barbara pic.twitter.com/ntkvV3oeYP
Retweet of status by @FirecrackerKatt
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
I can’t get low at the club anymore.
Ok I can get low…it’s getting back up that’s the hard part
Ok I can get low…it’s getting back up that’s the hard part
Retweet of status by @cayoticneutral
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Predictive text only.
I'll start....
I own a ridiculous amount of toys
🤦 pic.twitter.com/LJYArJV46q
I'll start....
I own a ridiculous amount of toys
🤦 pic.twitter.com/LJYArJV46q
Retweet of status by @SassyCanadian0
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Me: I got a new plug-in for you
Her:
Me: *hands usb
H:
I’m now dead
Her:
Me: *hands usb
H:
I’m now dead
Retweet of status by @Rollinon31s
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
10yo just yelled at me not to hog the toilet just to tweet And now I’m explaining Twitter to my 94yo grandma
Retweet of status by @sunny_Nita_
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Is Frisky Friday still a thing?
Retweet of status by @claireasmud73
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Take me down to the pothole city where my rim got bent and the roads are shitty
Retweet of status by @AGirlInPhilly
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UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Yes I win on the next episode of #thecompetor pic.twitter.com/QnarJ637MA
Retweet of status by @smileitsfree44
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
When someone says “it’s hard to explain” I always wonder if people just think I’m too dumb to understand.
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
It’s hard to frown with a dick in your mouth
Retweet of status by @cayoticneutral
UffDa
@Uffdafuckingda
Today is Day Five.
I haven’t smoked a single cigarette in five days. I am shocked, but proud.
I haven’t smoked a single cigarette in five days. I am shocked, but proud.
Retweet of status by @StarseedTiffany
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
