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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Heard you're another year older, @STATEofCONFUZUN. Why didn't you post an Amazon wish list? I'd buy the stool softeners.
Have a great one!
Have a great one!
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@Vodkantots
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@Vodkantots
Midnight in England means it's @deardilettante's birthday, darling. Champers all around! Love you to bits! pic.twitter.com/6cN2ENrjbv
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
@deardilettante Maybe it's the blood of their enemies. Maybe it's lipstick.
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
It's almost weekend Twitter.
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Retweet of status by @novicefather
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
@T_Bonezzz Imma tell the bartender to stop serving you
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Is Jewish Twitter a thing?
I really think it should be a thing.
I really think it should be a thing.
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Vodka Jam
@Vodkantots
Just because I'm in my 80s doesn't mean I can't have fantasies.
Mall Santa
Simply thinking about him makes my defibrillator fire.
Mall Santa
Simply thinking about him makes my defibrillator fire.
Retweet of status by @ask_lorraine
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Family vacation:
Day 1: This is great!
Day 2: Stop fighting!
Day 3: Why did I have kids?
Day 4:
Day 5: I hope a shark eats me.
Day 1: This is great!
Day 2: Stop fighting!
Day 3: Why did I have kids?
Day 4:
Day 5: I hope a shark eats me.
Retweet of status by @karlainvt
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
We always have so much fun. @deardilettante pic.twitter.com/ECE2KTEuM2
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
