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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Do you like me?
Yes
No
Ask again when I'm drunk
Yes
No
Ask again when I'm drunk
29 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do you like me?
▫️Yes
▫️No
▫️Ask again when I'm drunk
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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
11 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the detergent removed all stains from your sex cape.
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Vodka Cat
@Vodkantots
Happy birthday, @dafloydsta! pic.twitter.com/WpGiQdCq3Y
03 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy birthday, @dafloydsta! 😘♥️ http://t.co/WpGiQdCq3Y
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Thanks for the cup!! @deardilettante
---> favstar.fm/users/deardile… pic.twitter.com/JtgA1zRcx6
---> favstar.fm/users/deardile… pic.twitter.com/JtgA1zRcx6
17 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thanks for the cup!! 🍻💙🍻 @deardilettante
---> http://t.co/9kipym5TTt http://t.co/JtgA1zRcx6
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Happy birthday, @thebadjenn! pic.twitter.com/elzNfQVlER
08 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy birthday, @thebadjenn! 😘🍸🎂 http://t.co/elzNfQVlER
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
If you don't think @Dawn_M_ is one of the best on twitter, you're wrong. Thanks for the cup! pic.twitter.com/5UEvpDwsSF
26 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you don't think @Dawn_M_ is one of the best on twitter, you're wrong. Thanks for the cup! 😘❤️ http://t.co/5UEvpDwsSF
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
@Vodkantots Happy birthday, Dear loving your tweets. Celebrate like it's your birthday. Wait what??
Retweet of status by @Hypercraxy
16 Dec 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Vodkantots Happy birthday, Dear🎁🎉 loving your tweets. Celebrate like it's your birthday. Wait what??😉
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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
...which means that for every beard grown it offsets the femininity of 47 pairs of skinny jeans alone.
So please, grow a beard today.
So please, grow a beard today.
Retweet of status by @joeldanger
10 Jun 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ...which means that for every beard grown it offsets the femininity of 47 pairs of skinny jeans alone.
So please, grow a beard today. 🌠
Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
We can't go on together
With suspicious moles
-two dermatologists breaking up
With suspicious moles
-two dermatologists breaking up
25 May 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎶We can't go on together
With suspicious moles🎶
-two dermatologists breaking up
Vodka n Soul
@Vodkantots
08 Feb 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If he doesn't answer your calls, it doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
Turn up at his house with a severed head. Show him you care ❤️
Vodka n Soul
@Vodkantots
My liver is SO black...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Some of my best organs are black.
2013 Twitter - PC Format Jokes
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Some of my best organs are black.
2013 Twitter - PC Format Jokes
Retweet of status by @UncleDuke1969
24 Dec 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My liver is SO black...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Some of my best organs are black.
©2013 Twitter - PC Format Jokes
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊