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Vodkantots
Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
Do you like me?

Yes
No
Ask again when I'm drunk
29 Jul 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do you like me? ▫️Yes ▫️No ▫️Ask again when I'm drunk

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Vodkantots
Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
When the detergent removed all stains from your sex cape.

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Retweet of status by @Dawn_M_
11 Jul 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the detergent removed all stains from your sex cape. /😌/ / | \ \😌/ \ | \ 😌 / \\ | \
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Vodkantots
Vodka Cat @Vodkantots
03 Jun 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy birthday, @dafloydsta! 😘♥️ http://t.co/WpGiQdCq3Y
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17 May 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thanks for the cup!! 🍻💙🍻 @deardilettante ---> http://t.co/9kipym5TTt http://t.co/JtgA1zRcx6
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Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
08 Mar 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy birthday, @thebadjenn! 😘🍸🎂 http://t.co/elzNfQVlER
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Vodkantots
Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
If you don't think @Dawn_M_ is one of the best on twitter, you're wrong. Thanks for the cup!
26 Feb 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you don't think @Dawn_M_ is one of the best on twitter, you're wrong. Thanks for the cup! 😘❤️ http://t.co/5UEvpDwsSF
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Vodkantots
Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
@Vodkantots Happy birthday, Dear loving your tweets. Celebrate like it's your birthday. Wait what??
Retweet of status by @Hypercraxy
16 Dec 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Vodkantots Happy birthday, Dear🎁🎉 loving your tweets. Celebrate like it's your birthday. Wait what??😉
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Vodkantots
Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
...which means that for every beard grown it offsets the femininity of 47 pairs of skinny jeans alone.

So please, grow a beard today.
Retweet of status by @joeldanger
10 Jun 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ...which means that for every beard grown it offsets the femininity of 47 pairs of skinny jeans alone. So please, grow a beard today. 🌠
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Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
We can't go on together
With suspicious moles

-two dermatologists breaking up
25 May 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎶We can't go on together With suspicious moles🎶 -two dermatologists breaking up
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Vodkantots
Vodka n Soul @Vodkantots
If he doesn't answer your calls, it doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

Turn up at his house with a severed head. Show him you care
Retweet of status by @Dawn_M_
08 Feb 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If he doesn't answer your calls, it doesn't mean he doesn't love you. Turn up at his house with a severed head. Show him you care ❤️
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Vodka n Soul @Vodkantots
My liver is SO black...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Some of my best organs are black.

2013 Twitter - PC Format Jokes
Retweet of status by @UncleDuke1969
24 Dec 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My liver is SO black... Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best organs are black. ©2013 Twitter - PC Format Jokes

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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