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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
DON'T EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
I'm such a snowflake I care whether you die of preventable gun violence.
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Now that I've been promoted to 280, I can finally show you literally everything I own:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Singer of the national anthem before the Lions vs Falcons game took a knee. Respect to @midwestrico pic.twitter.com/8Tf8RfMQzK
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Putting Ryan Gosling & Harrison Ford in the new Blade Runner together is like they made a special Coors Light "and twins" ad just for me.
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
I don't tweet vids of my foster
s but JUST IMAGINE two cute bro babies under 3 who just LOSE THEIR SHIT when I put on that Gummi Bear song
s but JUST IMAGINE two cute bro babies under 3 who just LOSE THEIR SHIT when I put on that Gummi Bear song
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
How many times Mitt Romney lost a presidential campaign and why he isn't told to go away? twitter.com/susanpage/statβ¦
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My resignation acrostic:
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Elephants on the other hand are pretty cool! I resign! XO
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Elephants on the other hand are pretty cool! I resign! XO
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
I believe that Nazis are real threat/not funny AND I believe they should be mocked at every turn. These ideas aren't mutually exclusive
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Anti-trans bigots should just get their own personal bathroom that says "Bigot Bathroom" on the door & inside there's wolves & smooth jazz
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT twitter.com/ABCWorldNews/sβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
