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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
I'm going to enjoy a few minutes of feeling like the country can right itself before whatever happens tomorrow happens
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
I accidentally bought a romper and that was the most confusing seven minutes of trying to put on a shirt that I've ever experienced.
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Your Son WasTheSource YouImpishBrainedSimpleton twitter.com/realdonaldtrumβ¦
Retweet of status by @mileskahn
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
When I had a facelift I didn't bleed ONCE because I love America
Retweet of status by @LizzieMolyneux
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Mystery lyrics from 4:44:
Salads aren't good/But they're okay/ If they have cheese on them/Cheese is good!
What does it mean!?! #lemonade
Salads aren't good/But they're okay/ If they have cheese on them/Cheese is good!
What does it mean!?! #lemonade
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
If you're a lawyer or fireman who thinks it'd be funny to sign up for the Farmers Only dating site, take heed, for the punishment is death
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
"At one point, President Trump picked up a banana, said 'Ring ring,' and gestured for me to pick up another banana. I complied." - Comey
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Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
"What if the Mummy was.... HOT?"
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
WHAT WILL THE STARS WEAR TO WATCH JIM COMEY'S TESTIMONY THIS THURSDAY 9AM EST/6AM PST?!?!?
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
Putin has offered to provide a transcript of WH meeting and *I* would like to offer this transcript of my teen years I was very very cool.
Wendy Molyneux
@WendyMolyneux
My 6 yr old says there's a -shaped planet where couples go for vacation & everyone does Dutch ovens & exercises with their exercise bosses.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
