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Thought everyone grew up and was done with Twitter drama.. But here we are in our twenties and it's still a thing
Retweet of status by @machinegunlacey
25 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thought everyone grew up and was done with Twitter drama.. But here we are in our twenties and it's still a thing π
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22 weeks and I officially look pregnant in every article of clothing I own
29 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 22 weeks and I officially look pregnant in every article of clothing I own π
24 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Leaving walmart with Paige and we just watched a guy seatbelt his box of condoms into the front seat ππππππ
30 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote By a freak act of God my best friend & I both have tomorrow off so we're eating junk food and getting drunk. βΊοΈ
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How can one complain about being creeped on when you have to creep to know you're being creeped on
22 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can one complain about being creeped on when you have to creep to know you're being creeped on π
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Selfie pic.twitter.com/eKlFgq93c6
31 May 15
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Bitch... idgaf who you are if you make a living by taking off your clothes I do not respect you. Like McDonald's is hiring
16 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bitch...π idgaf who you are if you make a living by taking off your clothes I do not respect you. Like McDonald's is hiring π
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someone bring me something to drink @ work
14 Dec 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote someone bring me something to drink @ work π
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Because my best friend is better than yours, random lava cakes >> @_xopma pic.twitter.com/XMD4Wtxaba
10 Nov 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Because my best friend is better than yours, random lava cakes >> ππ @_xopma http://t.co/XMD4Wtxaba
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zak called me drunk as fuck at like 5 am
26 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote zak called me drunk as fuck at like 5 am ππ
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ