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Michelle
@adallasqtpie
Almost got sucked into political Twitter! Then I realized Iβm not a fucking idiot.
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Michelle
@adallasqtpie
If you have to tell people youβre funny, youβre not
If you have to tell people youβre nice, youβre not
If yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
If you have to tell people youβre nice, youβre not
If yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
Mich-A-La-La-La π«ππ»ππ»π
@adallasqtpie
welp, here goes nothing... a tweet read for my friend @Lisabug74 Merry Christmas Lisa pic.twitter.com/Td4UBAqmeB
Retweet of status by @Darlainky
Mich-A-La-La-La π«ππ»ππ»π
@adallasqtpie
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
True twitter.com/adallasqtpie/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @ChadwickMandy
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
For $50 I will follow your deadbeat baby daddy (or baby momma) around stores and yell, βOH REALLY!?β Every time they buy something!
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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
If you DM me, we are legally married and I will make you miserable! forever!!!
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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Approximately 22 Veterans a day commit suicide.
Veterans Crisis Line: 800-273-8255
They deserve better. They deserve more.
#veteransday
Veterans Crisis Line: 800-273-8255
They deserve better. They deserve more.
#veteransday
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Bad Bosses vs. Toddlers:
1. Self Oriented
2. Impatient
3. Temper Tantrums
4. Leave stuff everywhere for yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
1. Self Oriented
2. Impatient
3. Temper Tantrums
4. Leave stuff everywhere for yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
@blakeshelton Your fellow Texoma fans love this
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
