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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Life Goals:
1. Wear leggings without a camel toe.
Check
1. Wear leggings without a camel toe.
Check
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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Oldest son: Y'know. I've never had a woman throw a drink in my face.
Me: Is that like a bucket list thing for you?
Me: Is that like a bucket list thing for you?
Retweet of status by @MomOfTeen
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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
@WoolardLynda I'm grateful!! Not for this but for my really great days!
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
When you think it's Thursday but it's only Wednesday...
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Syrian refugees do NOT take precedence over homeless children and Veterans. Open your fucking eyes, America.
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
I'm scared.
Difficult words to say, and admit...
Only the strongest can do it...
Difficult words to say, and admit...
Only the strongest can do it...
Retweet of status by @SassyTexasGal
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
@SaltyBlackBroad Good Morning, heifer! I love you Be there Thanksgiving!
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Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
I feel the earth shake, under my feet......whenever @SassyTexasGal visits my TL!!! Wow!
You get the "most RT's in one visit" award!
Ty
You get the "most RT's in one visit" award!
Ty
Retweet of status by @crazytraci72
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Why yes complete fucking stranger I should love to follow your ugly self on IG
Retweet of status by @Lexi__Alexandra
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Michelle β
@adallasqtpie
Somebody said ask not what #DeezNuts can do for you,ask what you can do for #DeezNuts
Retweet of status by @lettimary
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
