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afbradstone
@afbradstone
Lovefool by the Cardigans was playing & the chorus kicked in just as I opened a Loot Crate bearing a writhing homunculus in my own likeness
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Saturday mornings I like to get up early, while all the world is still asleep, and really just, you know, enjoy the bold look of Kohler
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afbradstone
@afbradstone
Anticipating an "I learned it from watching you, ok?!" scenario with my kid but instead of cocaine it'll be a brick of ShopRite pepper jack
afbradstone
@afbradstone
@dragnut @kiralc @AnemoneOh @Jamie1947 WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Yngwie Momjeans
@afbradstone
Now that almond milk is evil I'm anticipating a bigtime payoff on my investment in Starprancer's Ecstasy Ultra-pasteurized Unicorn Splooge
Yngwie Momjeans
@afbradstone
I always keep a Taboo buzzer on hand in case I encounter someone committing incest or eating a horse
Yngwie Momjeans
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The only feeling more satisfying than proving someone wrong is rejecting their heartfelt apology
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@afbradstone
As in years past, trick-or-treaters at my door can expect a pocket copy of the 95 Theses and a hot syringeful of Knorr beef base to the eye
Yngwie Momjeans
@afbradstone
Legally I have to buy you a new 3-pak of Hanes Her Way underpants if you hear my pronunciation of the phrase soupe à l'oignon
Yngwie Momjeans
@afbradstone
She's my mustard pie/ Yes that is her nickname/ I'd rather not say why
Yngwie Momjeans
@afbradstone
It's @CalmTomb's birthday. Be sure to follow him now as he, like all of us, inches ever closer to the grave.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
