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Schbooolex 🌻
@alexlumaga
My Perfect Pumpkin Spice recipe:
•cinnamon
•allspice
•cloves
•melancholia
•cold from lengthening shadows
•anxiet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
•cinnamon
•allspice
•cloves
•melancholia
•cold from lengthening shadows
•anxiet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Schmrrrrrlex 🌻
@alexlumaga
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Schmrrrrrlex
@alexlumaga
Eating raw spaghetti and drinking boiling water to make Tummy Pasta
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Schmrrrrrlex At Home
@alexlumaga
If an action figure were to be made of you, what would be its special move?
Mine would be the patented Self-Doubt Grip
Mine would be the patented Self-Doubt Grip
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Schmrrrrrlex At Home
@alexlumaga
New Years resolution reminder; make your goals measurable and realistic! Examples:
learn a language
create a code… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
learn a language
create a code… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Schmrrrlex At Home
@alexlumaga
having sex closing a pizza box
how the fuck does this work
how the fuck does this work
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
“Hey Ray LaMontagne, what’s your favorite music clef?”
RL: ... ...
RL: ... ...
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
inside you are two wolves
one is named peanut
the other is named buddy
one likes ear scratches and belly rubs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
one is named peanut
the other is named buddy
one likes ear scratches and belly rubs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
Emojis Emo Gs
Drake
Kid Cudi
Yeezy
Drake
Kid Cudi
Yeezy
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
