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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
them: shoot for the moon , even if you miss , youβll land among the stars
me: k well i didnβt pack enough fuβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: k well i didnβt pack enough fuβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
Hobbies on my dating profile:
β’ camping
β’ sports
β’ cooking
Actual hobbies:
β’ tweeting
β’ gaming
β’ going outsiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
β’ camping
β’ sports
β’ cooking
Actual hobbies:
β’ tweeting
β’ gaming
β’ going outsiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
R.E.M.βs checklist:
- me:
- corner:
- me:
- spotlight:
- religion:
- me:
- corner:
- me:
- spotlight:
- religion:
Retweet of status by @McGrumpenstein
Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
My emotions
7am: Today Iβll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
7am: Today Iβll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @bonehugsnirony
Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
Don't eat an entire pizza unless you want to feel sick for the rest of your life
Retweet of status by @ThatGuyFrmWork
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apologies if my tweets have been a little pedestrian lately
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Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
apologies if my tweets have been a little pedestrian lately
Retweet of status by @Holy_Mowgli
Schmrrrlex
@alexlumaga
TWEET CONTEST
Tweets must be nursery rhymes modified to describe the Battle of Sedan during the Franco-Pruβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Tweets must be nursery rhymes modified to describe the Battle of Sedan during the Franco-Pruβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
