“Lice survivor.” in bio (alexqarbuckle)

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“Lice survivor.” in bio @alexqarbuckle

Pete Davidson is now dating…. THE MUMMY?!?!? Oh BROTHER!!

“Lice survivor.” in bio @alexqarbuckle

[visiting Japan] oh my god This is amazing I’ve never been to a Prefecture before

“Lice survivor.” in bio @alexqarbuckle

ARAGORN: You have my sword.
LEGOLAS: And my bow.
GIMLI: And my axe!
THE HALBERD PERVERT: And my halberdddd haha

Dead Elon Musk @alexqarbuckle

I have 9/11ed every house I’ve ever lived in

Whitney Syntax @alexqarbuckle

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dunk and though nuts @alexqarbuckle

They could’ve been inclusive and called the new streaming service Peafowl but I guess that’s the patriarchy for you

mugatu zoolander @alexqarbuckle

daily reminder pic.twitter.com/oNroh4KfE2

mugatu zoolander @alexqarbuckle

Results came back negative

Qusay Cuervo @alexqarbuckle

why can't we have this pic.twitter.com/NxFO4yldRC

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Ser Thysys Awendys @alexqarbuckle

I hope we get a Baby Kobe next!

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Ser Thysys Awendys @alexqarbuckle

@the_moodyfoodie happened to me with Midsommar

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*