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the great Marcus Aurelius from The Gladiator
@alexqarbuckle
Just got out of THE IRISHMAN. I give it five bags of popcorn and a catheter so you can watch the whole thing without bathroom breaks
17 Nov 19
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L. Ron Greyjoy
@alexqarbuckle
Itโs Measles May! Who all getting measles?
03 May 19
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Jamyroquae Targaryen
@alexqarbuckle
You know what they say about a guy with big hands.... heโll insist the standard Joy-Cons are uncomfortably smalโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
30 Dec 18
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grinch w/ joker makeup
@alexqarbuckle
Stephen Miller is serving looks and we are here for it
16 Dec 18
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machete dad
@alexqarbuckle
[when Iโm borne back ceaselessly into the past] oh brother here we go again!!!
24 Sep 18
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machete dad
@alexqarbuckle
Just because weโre dudes doesnโt mean we canโt indulge in a little skincare pic.twitter.com/CYZ7aR3PeJ
03 Sep 18
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โnight hossโ
@alexqarbuckle
I am:
sluggish
lazy
stupid
unconcerned
sluggish
lazy
stupid
unconcerned
sluggish
lazy
stupid
unconcerned
sluggish
lazy
stupid
unconcerned
06 Jun 18
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๐sluggish
๐lazy
๐stupid
๐unconcerned
๐sluggish
๐lazy
๐stupid
๐unconcerned
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Track Suit Eliot
@alexqarbuckle
Decided to treat myself and bought a big orange bucket at Home Depot
03 Mar 18
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skeleton champion
@alexqarbuckle
teen with 315 followers: yooo the hogs at the dmv are on some other shit
[video of several pigs on their hind legโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
[video of several pigs on their hind legโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Retweet of status by @turing_police
11 Feb 18
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Vasco da Gamer
@alexqarbuckle
I canโt believe DSA LA is wasting millions of dollars on this โRose Bowl.โ Footballisnotorganizing
01 Jan 18
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Alex Q. Arbuckle
@alexqarbuckle
Xmas is short for Xenomorph Massacre! I need a goth gf pronto
22 Dec 17
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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