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Poops
@amanda_poops
If there were just a few global conglomerates that controlled the world toilets market, would they collectively be called ‘The Big Poop’?
Retweet of status by @golubeerji
07 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If there were just a few global conglomerates that controlled the world toilets🚽 market, would they collectively be called ‘The Big Poop’?
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Poops
@amanda_poops
An author who wrote a book that made me want to be a writer as a teenager... added me on Facebook?
Do... do I tell them?
Do... do I tell them?
Retweet of status by @ericsmithrocks
30 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote An author who wrote a book that made me want to be a writer as a teenager... added me on Facebook?
Do... do I tell them? 😭
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01 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 5: mom can i have a lemon tongue?
me: wut
5: for a snack?
me:
5: a baby orange!
me: omg. yes, you may have a clementine 💀
Amanda
@amanda_poops
Contest time
Theme: Show & Tell
Send 3 tweets based around whatever the theme means to you.
Now til 4pm EDT,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Theme: Show & Tell
Send 3 tweets based around whatever the theme means to you.
Now til 4pm EDT,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @LazyFunday
27 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎈Contest time🎈
Theme: Show & Tell
Send 3 tweets based around whatever the theme means to you.
Now til 4pm EDT,… https://t.co/kA5gFQjB2o
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
WEEKEND UPDATE
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (8/7-8/9) that could use more ?
Link ONE o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (8/7-8/9) that could use more ?
Link ONE o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @ravenswng_
10 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🏆WEEKEND UPDATE🏆
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (8/7-8/9) that could use more ❤️?
Link ONE o… https://t.co/jtKm5hsKjk
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
[shaking magic eight ball]
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
: Depends. What year is it?
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
: Depends. What year is it?
Retweet of status by @PhilipJFried
10 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [shaking magic eight ball]
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
🎱: Depends. What year is it?
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
WEEKEND UPDATE
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (3/27-3/29) that could use more ?
Link ONE… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (3/27-3/29) that could use more ?
Link ONE… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @ravenswng_
30 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🏆WEEKEND UPDATE🏆
Did YOU tweet something Funny over the past weekend (3/27-3/29) that could use more ❤️?
Link ONE… https://t.co/I4wEdS0Zlq
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AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
In emoji, the alphabet starts with
Retweet of status by @HereComesCunty
31 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In emoji, the alphabet starts with 🆎💿
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
13 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote hey now i'm:
⚪ male
⚪ female
🔘 an all-star
who is:
⚪ dumb
⚪ smart
🔘 getting my game on
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
Protip
Be:
genuine
authentic
real
Don't be:
an asshat
Be:
genuine
authentic
real
Don't be:
an asshat
Retweet of status by @ShellHasDragons
03 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Protip
Be:
✔️ genuine
✔️ authentic
✔️ real
Don't be:
❌ an asshat
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
Apparently all those things I said I wouldn’t do until Hell freezes over...I’m gonna have to do Wednesday.
Retweet of status by @bgdadyspnkbtm
30 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apparently all those things I said I wouldn’t do until Hell freezes over...I’m gonna have to do Wednesday. 😂
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊