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AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
Raise your hand if you don't even meet the standards you set for a potential partner.
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AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
I’m calling it. Due to lack of interest, there will be no New Year, New Me. I appreciate your indifference in this matter.
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AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
@StoneAgeRadio13 Not yet
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
Not sure why my husband laughs when I offer to prepare dinner. Already got Pizza Hut on speed dial so
AmandaPoops
@amanda_poops
Cool! Thanks, HuffPost!
30 Tweets That Speak The Truth About Married Life yahoo.com/lifestyle/30-t… via @yahoolifestyle
30 Tweets That Speak The Truth About Married Life yahoo.com/lifestyle/30-t… via @yahoolifestyle
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
