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Ol Paw Paw
@asphaltcowboy5
I'm 23 years old but I swear my soul is in its 50's
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Ol Paw Paw
@asphaltcowboy5
I'm legit mad as fuck
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Ol Paw Paw
@asphaltcowboy5
People who speed up when you go to pass them have a special place in hell
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
Thick thighs save lives
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
Why did two women old enough to be my mother hit on me last night?
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
@carriebrook91 what happened to being nice. Drink ya wine
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
@GarrettNicks Nashville, North Carolina dawg. Be home soon lol
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AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
550 miles logged today.... it's time to get some shut eye
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
Why do I eat so much
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
they hacked the school's website, im dying pic.twitter.com/GMjCUimy1G
Retweet of status by @HilariousTed
AndrΓ©
@asphaltcowboy5
Someone, somewhere is rubbing one out to that video.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
