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Andre!!!
@asphaltcowboy5
I might of been born just plain white trash but fancy was my name.
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Andre!!!
@asphaltcowboy5
Shout out to my boss for gettin me home for thanksgiving
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Andre!!!
@asphaltcowboy5
"@SteveStfler: I'm bad at sexting.
Gf: I'm wet.
Me: You need a paper towel?
Gf: More than that babe...
Me: 2 paper towels?"
Gf: I'm wet.
Me: You need a paper towel?
Gf: More than that babe...
Me: 2 paper towels?"
Mr. H2S
@asphaltcowboy5
Ain't even 6
Mr. H2S
@asphaltcowboy5
β@EarlDibblesJr: Show me your YeeYee and I'll show you my John Deere.β
Elmer Fudd
@asphaltcowboy5
RT @DauzatGrant: #TweetLikeAGuy it's not gonna suck itself
Buford T. Justice
@asphaltcowboy5
β@TylerMorein: Jonah if you change your name one mo 'gain, ima come over der an pop you wit a catletβ.
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Buford T. Justice
@asphaltcowboy5
RT @heidiveillon_xo: I don't wanna be wanted, baby stop wanting me
Half Pint!!
@asphaltcowboy5
Those tweets were just a joke btw guys. I don't really do al that
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
