skelliton (b0bbryar): Today I've been married 15 years. The person who spent them with me is a long way away, as are the monkeys she built using my semen. [Crying Face][Monkey][Monkey]

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skelliton @b0bbryar

Today I've been married 15 years. The person who spent them with me is a long way away, as are the monkeys she built using my semen.

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