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BetsyB
@betsyphd
@agirlandaboy My doc recommended this supplement (I get it at Whole Foods). It doesn't upset the force IYKWIM. pic.twitter.com/6dCJMLsAjK
21 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @agirlandaboy ππΌMy doc recommended this supplement (I get it at Whole Foods). It doesn't upset the force IYKWIM. https://t.co/6dCJMLsAjK
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BetsyB
@betsyphd
@burtonachitect Driving game at the arcade.
23 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @burtonachitect Driving game at the arcade. π
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BetsyB
@betsyphd
@matthewherper I'm surprised the first letter of each line doesn't spell out MY LAWYER MADE ME DO THIS.
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @matthewherper I'm surprised the first letter of each line doesn't spell out MY LAWYER MADE ME DO THIS. π
BetsyB
@betsyphd
You might want to get your emissions checked, buddy. pic.twitter.com/rvTNq8AdS9
14 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You might want to get your emissions checked, buddy. π¨ https://t.co/rvTNq8AdS9
BetsyB
@betsyphd
Upon learning you can't marry your siblings, our kids declared, "That's a stupid law."
8yo: I'm going to become president & change that.
8yo: I'm going to become president & change that.
04 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Upon learning you can't marry your siblings, our kids declared, "That's a stupid law."
8yo: I'm going to become president & change that. π³
BetsyB
@betsyphd
I passed a woman on the street & we simultaneously realized we were wearing the same shirt. We both laughed & said, "Nice shirt!"
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I passed a woman on the street & we simultaneously realized we were wearing the same shirt. We both laughed & said, "Nice shirt!" ππ―
29 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I came up with emoji for all the presidents. Some were...a stretch.
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BetsyB
@betsyphd
@SarcastiCarrie Stevia is the devil's sweetener.
12 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @SarcastiCarrie Stevia is the devil's sweetener. πΉ
BetsyB
@betsyphd
@vandeblogger and said, "Hey! Me too!" and she was all, "WUT."
10 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @vandeblogger and said, "Hey! Me too!" and she was all, "WUT." π²
BetsyB
@betsyphd
Quote of the day from my mom! twitter.com/CheathamBell/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @wkamaubell
01 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Quote of the day from my mom! ππΏ https://t.co/ykFZ4i9m2P
BetsyB
@betsyphd
told @betsyphd about our adopted emoji, one of the twins was there and she immediately said "was it the poopy one?" NOPE ALREADY TAKEN
Retweet of status by @codinghorror
29 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote told @betsyphd about our adopted emoji, one of the twins was there and she immediately said "was it the poopy one?" NOPE ALREADY TAKEN π©
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ