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BetsyB
@betsyphd
@eviltrout You could make it real!
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BetsyB
@betsyphd
Told 4yo she has a dial that we can move up & down to regulate her craziness. She just told me I can't because I don't know the password.
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BetsyB
@betsyphd
Things to be thankful for: work happy hour! Imma go have a beer.
BetsyB
@betsyphd
A good friend is having a really shitty day, so I just arranged to have a bottle of wine delivered via the internet. The future is now!
BetsyB
@betsyphd
Literature purists right now are experiencing the same feelings of loss that chemists do every year a biologist wins the chemistry Nobel.
BetsyB
@betsyphd
Ladies, have you been a victim of Now That A Man Has Said It? What you said is ignored until a man repeats it, then it's BRILLIANT. (RT=Y)
Retweet of status by @DrRubidium
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@Chemjobber We use the phrase, "Have you ever worked with anything...high tech?" around the house all the time. It's a classic!
Betsy Burton
@betsyphd
@Chemjobber We pay babysitters more than that.
Betsy Burton
@betsyphd
Wow, how depressed do you have to be about Trump as your leader to want an "I miss W mug?" gop.com/i-miss-george-β¦ pic.twitter.com/nGRFN7YNvD
Betsy Burton
@betsyphd
@codinghorror You forgot the part where @rockhardawesome said, "This movie is way better than ET."
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
