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evianescence
@callmeEvian
Lil Nas X Taco Bell Meat
Delivery Truck
Horses in the back
Delivery Truck
Horses in the back
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
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evianescence
@callmeEvian
@jazz_inmypants @TweetPotato314 Aww, Ed just a lil horse
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one wolf
@callmeEvian
{Texting with my daughter}
DAUGHTER: Whatโs for dinner?
ME:
DAUGHTER: Dick cheese???
ME: JFC! NO! Eggplant pโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
DAUGHTER: Whatโs for dinner?
ME:
DAUGHTER: Dick cheese???
ME: JFC! NO! Eggplant pโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
evianescence
@callmeEvian
Guy 1: We need a band name
Guy 2: How about โJakeโ?
Guy 1: No, โJakeโ feels like too much
Guy 2: What about less than Jake?
Both:
Guy 2: How about โJakeโ?
Guy 1: No, โJakeโ feels like too much
Guy 2: What about less than Jake?
Both:
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
evianescence
@callmeEvian
Our broken hearts always forget who the person really was and instead we romanticise who we wanted them to be.
Retweet of status by @kimbermahree
evianescence
@callmeEvian
May your heart & home be filled with all of the joys and love this holiday brings. MerryChristmas animals
evianescence
@callmeEvian
#ff FOLLOW THIS DELISH PIECE OF MEATY CHEESEY TORTILLA ROLLED UP INTO FUNNY @RecursiveTaco
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evianescence
@callmeEvian
GHOST: do you have anything that would look good on me?
GLASSES SALESGHOST: here try these
GHOST:
GLASSES SALESGHOST: perfect!
GLASSES SALESGHOST: here try these
GHOST:
GLASSES SALESGHOST: perfect!
Retweet of status by @ShortSleeveSuit
evianescence
@callmeEvian
HER: I love Risky Business
ME: *slides into DMs but I'm facing the wrong way*
HER: omg
ME: *slides into DMs but I'm facing the wrong way*
HER: omg
Retweet of status by @HansGrubertron
e v i a n
@callmeEvian
Summer Lovin' Contest
Summer's fading away and I can hardly stand it
Please cheer up! Send meโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Summer's fading away and I can hardly stand it
Please cheer up! Send meโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @flamingo_poet
e v i a n
@callmeEvian
him: I hate small talk
me:
โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
me:
โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @prufrockluvsong
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
