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@camphalfbloodxx
Bought crabs to cook tonight...
Me: okay, time to cook them!
W: noooo!!!! Theyβre my pet!
Me: what?! Theyβre my fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: okay, time to cook them!
W: noooo!!!! Theyβre my pet!
Me: what?! Theyβre my fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @happeehour
08 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bought crabs π¦ to cook tonight...
Me: okay, time to cook them!
W: noooo!!!! Theyβre my pet!
Me: what?! Theyβre my fβ¦ https://t.co/LYvhUBtYF9
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Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
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MissSharieff
@MissSharieff
we can be miles apart & no matter where you are, you're always in my heart.
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SeaaJayyyy
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I wish they had a middle finger emoji
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angiex830
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Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......
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dannye27
@dannye27
I like how emoji has jdm symbol.
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#IGotaAThingFor D.L.A
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I'm obsessed with emoji!!
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copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm obsessed with emoji!! ππππππππβ€
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Sooooo sleepy
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