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David Payton
@david_payton
There's too much political bullshit on here today. Here's a cute doggie (my wittle buddy) to make you smile pic.twitter.com/X9vUgycsxS
Retweet of status by @davrus28876
30 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's too much political bullshit on here today. Here's a cute doggie (my wittle buddy) to make you smile ๐ https://t.co/X9vUgycsxS
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David Payton
@david_payton
28 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When youre dying of cramps and your friend brings you tacos at 9pm ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
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David Payton
@david_payton
@david_payton isn't mustard gas the one that burns any exposed part of your body?
Retweet of status by @tommiesis
21 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @david_payton isn't mustard gas the one that burns any exposed part of your body? ๐๐ต
David Payton
@david_payton
14 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Best part about Internet browsing is when your first name pop up on a missed connection that references your favorite stoner cartoon ๐
David Payton
@david_payton
I hope this holds out till I get to Phoenix. pic.twitter.com/6Q9wSSVv9y
11 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hope this holds out till I get to Phoenix.๐๐ช๐ค https://t.co/6Q9wSSVv9y
David Payton
@david_payton
09 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Two flipped cars, 7 dodged tire chains, and a shit ton of bad drivers later, I'm finally home ๐คโค๏ธ๐
David Payton
@david_payton
@LynsieLee @david_payton My husband says you spelled "year" wrong.
Retweet of status by @STOgonewild
05 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @LynsieLee @david_payton My husband says you spelled "year" wrong. ๐
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David Payton
@david_payton
03 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My new year doesn't start until spring, so I have a couple more months to fuck up before I have to get my shit together ๐
David Payton
@david_payton
still fully plan on marrying @david_payton one day
17 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote still fully plan on marrying @david_payton one day ๐
David Payton
@david_payton
08 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Eating french fries for breakfast again. Too excited to not wake up at 5am tomorrow ๐
David Payton
@david_payton
..................YES!!, DAMN IT!! I had another piece of truck stop pizza.
01 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ..................YES!!, DAMN IT!! I had another piece of truck stop pizza.๐๐ค
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐