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David Payton
@david_payton
If you're a fuck up, but you're earnestly fighting to get better and do better, then I respect you and wish you the best
Retweet of status by @MaryNumair
20 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're a fuck up, but you're earnestly fighting to get better and do better, then I respect you and wish you the best β€οΈ
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David Payton
@david_payton
10 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I packed breakfast and lunch but then I accidentally got to work an hour early so I had to go out to breakfast πππ
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David Payton
@david_payton
Just yelled "off" at a cat eating my leftovers that didn't listen, so this is what communism feels like .
Retweet of status by @MrMattDanger
26 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just yelled "off" at a cat eating my leftovers that didn't listen, so this is what communism feels like π.
David Payton
@david_payton
So many abandoned businesses along HWY 395. pic.twitter.com/3snXQDmwRy
20 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So many abandoned businesses along HWY 395.π https://t.co/3snXQDmwRy
David Payton
@david_payton
21 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I got up the courage to weigh myself today. It read LO. I almost got excited until I realized that meant the battery was dead π
David Payton
@david_payton
Plz rt for visibility. This is such bull shit twitter.com/marynumair/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @MaryNumair
28 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Plz rt for visibility. This is such bull shit β€οΈ https://t.co/eFpLHAIXl5
David Payton
@david_payton
23 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why does a good eye roll feel so good? π
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David Payton
@david_payton
Greyhound, Bakersfield to downtown LA $23. Taxi, downtown LA to Norwalk $48.
22 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Greyhound, Bakersfield to downtown LA $23. Taxi, downtown LA to Norwalk $48.πβΉοΈ
David Payton
@david_payton
17 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My tweets are only funny if you haven't met me in person π
David Payton
@david_payton
..sultry and wet and sticky ...and the temperature is hot too
Retweet of status by @angelsnobaby
03 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ..sultry and wet and sticky ...and the temperature is hot too π
David Payton
@david_payton
Thanks @david_payton for being my big brother.
I would still leave you for dead in a nonemergency
I would still leave you for dead in a nonemergency
Retweet of status by @suckoff00
26 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thanks @david_payton for being my big brother.
I would still leave you for dead in a nonemergency π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ