♈️ 𝓖𝓛𝓡 💟 (gramgramsz): I asked a girl if she drinks, she said "nah it's bad for my legs", I said "what? Do they swell!?" This bitch said " nah ..they open" [Face with Tears of Joy]

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I asked a girl if she drinks, she said "nah it's bad for my legs",
I said "what? Do they swell!?"
This bitch said " nah ..they open"

Retweet of status by @JunTwice

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“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”

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