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Greg Reckons+
@gregreckons
Since it is -4 degrees, I didnβt put my trash on the curb. Wish I could tell the letter carrier to skip my house, too.
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Greg Reckons+
@gregreckons
CLR: It's also a body wash
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- me as a therapist
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GregReckons+
@gregreckons
Why doesn't anyone use the emoji anymore? It's like the pandemic ate all the fingernail polish.
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Greg Reckons Fire Bad!
@gregreckons
Him: You need to work on your interpersonal skills.
Me: Fuck you! ... Oh .. I mean ... Will do.
Me: Fuck you! ... Oh .. I mean ... Will do.
Greg Reckons+
@gregreckons
I'm very busy but I drop everything to watch the monarch butterfly float on by.
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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
- me as a therapist
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
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@gregreckons
My stint on the debate team ended mostly because I ended every statement with "But what do I know? I'm high as fuck right now."
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
As I get older, I realize ... you know ... stuff. I forget what exactly.
G. Reckons
@gregreckons
I've been saving those little bottles of Purell from hotels for years. Who's laughing now!
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G. Reckons
@gregreckons
Baby Yoda in the streets
Baby Peanut in the sheets
Baby Peanut in the sheets
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
