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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
06 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am straightening up this house for the cleaning person to come.π
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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch twitter.com/i/events/11510β¦
16 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch π https://t.co/aLm2LhkNHd
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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
I forgot to say thanks y'all for following me n stuff.
Look ma, 1000 people tolerate my shenanigans on the interwebs
Look ma, 1000 people tolerate my shenanigans on the interwebs
Retweet of status by @mel_pollen
14 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I forgot to say thanks y'all for following me n stuff.
Look ma, 1000 people tolerate my shenanigans on the interwebs π
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
@StuForReal It's only years of mold, mildew, paint, animal shit, and bug guts. Good for the immune system
23 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @StuForReal It's only years of mold, mildew, paint, animal shit, and bug guts. Good for the immune system πͺ
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
How do you guys know so much about my mom?
#MOTHERSDAY
#MOTHERSDAY
12 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do you guys know so much about my mom? π€
#MOTHERSDAY
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
Excuse me while I whip this out. pic.twitter.com/jBMYqoXQWv
07 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Excuse me while I whip this out. π± https://t.co/jBMYqoXQWv
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
Bad news, everybody. Vacation eating followed me home from Florida.
Retweet of status by @megan_thescript
06 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bad news, everybody. Vacation eating followed me home from Florida. π¬
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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
Iβd like to be as skinny as Angelina Jolie, but I also like to eat grilled cheese
Retweet of status by @letstryagain1
23 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβd like to be as skinny as Angelina Jolie, but I also like to eat grilled cheese π€·π»ββοΈ
Greg Reckons
@gregreckons
Me: is this a new song?
Kid: um no itβs from 2018.
Kid: um no itβs from 2018.
Retweet of status by @moodyflufnstuf
10 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: is this a new song?
Kid: π³π um no itβs from 2018.
π¦ Tofurk Yourself π¦
@gregreckons
Everybody on Facebook thinks I want to see their dead deer
Retweet of status by @EmissaryKerry
17 Nov 18
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The Walking Greg
@gregreckons
Every time I see my work neighbor he flashes me this
I'm starting to think it's not a friendly greeting.
I'm starting to think it's not a friendly greeting.
Retweet of status by @blu_daisies
20 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time I see my work neighbor he flashes me this π€
I'm starting to think it's not a friendly greeting.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ