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@infinityauger
So if sex is the food of life, masturbation is the snack in between meals ........ right ?
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@infinityauger
@murph_mama @angiethinksFFS She blinded me with science. Our house.
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@infinityauger
I guess Iβll spend more time digging popcorn out of my bra than watching the movie.
Either way Iβm out of the house.
Either way Iβm out of the house.
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@infinityauger
Good morning pic.twitter.com/uxa2vNzxgC
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@infinityauger
@MademoiselleDs1 2 & 9 please. Ok. 1-9 and maybe a 10 too
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@infinityauger
See when I get drunk I think about buying a goat and offering free lawn care services to my friends maybe I am weird
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@infinityauger
Women wake up with a full face of makeup ... I wake up looking like a dump truck.
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@infinityauger
Naughty girls are the best presents
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@infinityauger
Women in their 40s not only do that thing you like.
Theyβve perfected it.
Theyβve perfected it.
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@infinityauger
lets see if this worksmy dads paint&flooring store is suffering bc of some of the bigger companies(ex: Home Depotβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
