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prosper
@infinityauger
I just learned a new word today. Bukkake.
Retweet of status by @ChrisCopacetic
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prosper
@infinityauger
@ThatDamVixen Hmmm. Tell your friend, that ladyβs a nice woman, but a nosy opinionated bitch thatβs about to get cut.
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@infinityauger
Morning you cunts.
Retweet of status by @notbabestation
prosper
@infinityauger
@SaltyCorpse @ddsmidt Wow. Thatβs cruel. Even for twitter
prosper
@infinityauger
I need to feel like I've been vandalized after he's done with me.
Or... after I'm done with him.
Or... after I'm done with him.
Retweet of status by @Barbara97427548
prosper
@infinityauger
Simmer your meat in my crotch pot.
No, that wasn't a typo
Yes, I'll deactivate now
No, that wasn't a typo
Yes, I'll deactivate now
Retweet of status by @SillySassySmart
prosper
@infinityauger
Wearing crotchless panties feels like I have a wet little bullseye between my thighs.
Retweet of status by @Barbara97427548
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@infinityauger
Why is it whenever I am throwing a chicken in a wheelie bin, all my neighbours want to talk to me. FML.
Retweet of status by @Doxysmidniterun
prosper
@infinityauger
Accidentally shot a big load* against the shower wall today. Hell yeah men, now I get it!!
*shampoo
*shampoo
Retweet of status by @Barbara97427548
prosper
@infinityauger
to everyone except people who are actually getting laid this Hump Day.
Retweet of status by @SillySassySmart
prosper
@infinityauger
Fuck!
I thought today,
was Friday!!
I thought today,
was Friday!!
Retweet of status by @FaerieMystical
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
