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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
I would walk the Alkek stairs 12 times a day every day if it meant I could do all 4 years of Texas State again
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@jacob__martinez
@jacob__martinez happiest of birthdays to my spirit animal/future wedding planner. Wish we were squaring together
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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
North Korea: "we about to Blow you guys up tomorrow "
Twitter: pic.twitter.com/VgRr2iHD3W
Twitter: pic.twitter.com/VgRr2iHD3W
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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
HAHAHA YALL. PLOT TWIST. I just remembered my boyfriend has and Alpha & Omega tattoo I'm CRYING
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
@jacob__martinez Look, I think we can agree we are both problematic
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@jacob__martinez
4:49 AM and it's time for the first screwdriver of the day
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@jacob__martinez
They know I'm a whale pic.twitter.com/8FUnpbGfLZ
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@jacob__martinez Sounds like the fuckboy side of you is hurt
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@jacob__martinez
HAPPY JUNE 1ST. HAPPY START OF PRIDE MONTH CHEERZ TO DA QUEERZ pic.twitter.com/fhDiWPDJbz
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@jacob__martinez
Hey guys I have the second date tonight :-)))))))
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@jacob__martinez
Final date update- it lasted FOUR hours and I love him HOPE EVERYONES READY FOR THE WEDDING OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
