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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
This was my ringtone in 5th grade twitter.com/litjams/statusβ¦
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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
I am so so happy for so many of my brilliant and fantastic friends graduating from college this week!
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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
2:30 AM Saturday night and someone just slid in my dm's
It was fkn Stacey
It was fkn Stacey
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
Pour some rosΓ©, light a candle, and stay unbothered
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
Who the fuck is this dude and why is he sending me this shit. pic.twitter.com/5DkR58kJbR
Retweet of status by @madeleineLpage
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
thought he was The One but then he failed to fave my latest insta so I just don't know anymore
Retweet of status by @madeline_haller
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
[First date]
Her: so what do you do?
Sauron:
Her: ok...fancy some wine?
S:
Her: look this isn't working
S:
Her: so what do you do?
Sauron:
Her: ok...fancy some wine?
S:
Her: look this isn't working
S:
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jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
BOOKED MY FIRST HOUSTON BRIDE YALL
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
@Lexiejones15 remember when we accidentally cheered for that girls bf and she spit on you twitter.com/tweetlikegirisβ¦
Retweet of status by @parrislarkin
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
I just ranted to three different group texts all of which the other members are asleep BUT BOYYYYY DO THEY HAVE AN EARFUL WAITING FOR THEM
jacob martini
@jacob__martinez
EMERALD MADE ME A SNAP FILTER FOR MY GOING AWAY DINNER it has a Friends and The Hills reference and my heart is about to EXPLODE
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
