★☆★JohnJohn★☆★ (jeanjean54000): [Woman]: Regarde chéri, une étoile filante, fais un vœu ! [Man]: Voilà. [Woman]: Tu as fait quel vœu ? [Man]: Si je te le dis tu ne mourras pas.

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: Regarde chéri, une étoile filante, fais un vœu !
: Voilà.
: Tu as fait quel vœu ?
: Si je te le dis tu ne mourras pas.

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