“She flew out faster than a turd out of a Vaseline’d butthole” — my dad earlier today, when my sister went down the slide
20 Apr 18copy & paste+upvote-downvote“She flew out faster than a turd out of a Vaseline’d butthole” — my dad earlier today, when my sister went down the slide 😂🤦🏼♀️
“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good”hah I know this. But thank youuu
14 Jan 13copy & paste+upvote-downvote“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good😍😘👏💖”hah I know this. But thank youuu ☺😚💜💜