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kelly oxford
@kellyoxford
9:30 pm:
Brush my teeth so I don’t eat more snacks like I don’t know I can brush my teeth twice.
Brush my teeth so I don’t eat more snacks like I don’t know I can brush my teeth twice.
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kelly oxford
@kellyoxford
Overheard from my 14yo son’s room right now,
“Guys, Stephen Hawking died. This is so sad. What a beast.”
“Guys, Stephen Hawking died. This is so sad. What a beast.”
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kelly oxford
@kellyoxford
9yo “ELLEN HAS A WIFE?!”
Me “Yeah.”
9yo “SHE’S MARRIED?”
2018: When marriage is more shocking than being gay.
Me “Yeah.”
9yo “SHE’S MARRIED?”
2018: When marriage is more shocking than being gay.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
