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ManiacalMe
@kristinb5150
โโ
-bitches that wanna fuck you
-bitches that wanna fuck you
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ManiacalMe
@kristinb5150
We have synced @MizzusT pic.twitter.com/gl533ZKGcS
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ManiacalMe
@kristinb5150
My talent is driving through every pothole even while trying to avoid it
ManiacalMe
@kristinb5150
My sexy was purchased using layaway.
Just 7 more payments .
Just 7 more payments .
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Headed out to find my treats
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
For those who claim to not care what people think about them on here, you sure do spend alot of time paying attention
Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Took my son out for his 21st, 2 Coronas and a Jack n' Coke took him out...not sure if I should be proud or disappointed...
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
I don't normally do this.
Does anyone know how much Vodka you add to mashed taters?
Does anyone know how much Vodka you add to mashed taters?
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
This lady at Costco just bought 360 rolls of toilet paper, Lysol, and a wine kit. I am definitely asking her out.
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Hey girl, I got 2 full sleeves of tattoos and 2 full sleeves of Oreos and, sorry, only one full sleeve of Oreos...Quick update, no Oreos.
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Her- Youโre such a jerk!
Me- *holds phone up with relevant GIF
Her- I canโt stand you!
Me- *another relevant GIF
Her-
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Me- *holds phone up with relevant GIF
Her- I canโt stand you!
Me- *another relevant GIF
Her-
Me-
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
