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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Me before the internet:
Me after the internet:
Me after the internet:
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
He wanted me to turn away from Little Debbie and learn to love Hostess, but I won't compromise my morals for love.
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
I'm convinced now, if my pup had a voice he'd sound just like Pennywise!!
Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
@majesticminge You make me happy in my pants!
Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Iโm a ___________:
bitch
lover
child
mother
sinner
saint
I ___________:
feel ashamed
do not feel ashamed
bitch
lover
child
mother
sinner
saint
I ___________:
feel ashamed
do not feel ashamed
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
I am trademarking "Breast Friends" for women since men get "Bromance".
Breast Friends() - Darkside
Breast Friends() - Darkside
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Maybe I did deliberately keep making jokes I knew your dumbshit husband wouldn't get. I drank a lot of Cherry Coke that night.
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
@MomOnFire
I love that!
I love that!
Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Twitter
It's like 10 thousand rooms
When all ya need is a life
It's like 10 thousand rooms
When all ya need is a life
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
Wine and twitter, the best combo ever
*Said everyone
Until the next morning
*Said everyone
Until the next morning
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Merlot'sBFF
@kristinb5150
It's ok to be Jersey Shore crazy, just don't cross over into Lifetime crazy...that's when things get bad
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
