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LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
I want to try that mail-in DNA heritage site, but I'm afraid to find out that I might have ugly ancestors. Or like .06 Asian or something
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LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
One cannot say poop without adding a poop emoji.
Fact.
Related. Poop.
Fact.
Related. Poop.
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@lorigonzalez28
I'm sure we can all agree on one thing, Twitter would be nothing without the beautiful,funny,and witty ladies!!
Retweet of status by @Darlainky
LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
Just trophied the same account for the 4th straight time or as she'll come to know it, congratulations to the new Mrs. Scubavelli.
Retweet of status by @ScubavelliDeux
LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
My stalker doesn't realize I can find them
Retweet of status by @gemucrazy313
LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
I just got ID'd. Still not sure if that was a joke, but fuck it, I got ID'd!!
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@lorigonzalez28
I don't know why you guys are complaining about the new 's on Twitter. Most of you will never find love & you should take what you can get.
Retweet of status by @funnybeachgirl
LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
Wearing shorts that are too tight because having two vaginas is better than one
LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
I love being in a good mood and ruining it with sad music
Retweet of status by @noneofyours99
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
