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@lorigonzalez28
That awkward moment your eyes lock with your CW in the parking lot and you're not sure if they're going to slow down or run you over.
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@lorigonzalez28
Fried-egg titties!
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The husband goes to boy's night on Fridays, I sit here pondering if a TC isn't as stupid as it sounds.
*me hoping he reads my tweets
*me hoping he reads my tweets
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@lorigonzalez28
I was having a bad day but then I remembered some poor bitch out there is putting up with my ex's shit
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@lorigonzalez28
I'm so tired of being alone.. My body is in the best shape it will probably ever be.. What a waste
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@lorigonzalez28
Best thing I've read pic.twitter.com/5Tw01pvvSn
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@BostonHooliganz kind of a recycled one
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@lorigonzalez28
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
