marge (mdemauro_): Uber Driver: "Where do you work?" Me: "A non-profit that helps people dealing w/ depression, addiction & suicide." UD: "Good money?" [See-No-Evil Monkey][See-No-Evil Monkey]

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marge @mdemauro_

Uber Driver: "Where do you work?"

Me: "A non-profit that helps people dealing w/ depression, addiction & suicide."

UD: "Good money?"

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Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......