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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
People are stuck in toxic relationship because they are afraid to be lonely
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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
When you choose peace, it comes with a lot of goodbyes pic.twitter.com/mChCp6OUvK
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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Stop smoking weed at weddings, someone asked me if the body has arrived
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
I Know Someone pic.twitter.com/K0TJ18wrB7
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
I hate people who start a tweet in English and vha fhedzisela nga tshivhenda
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Why you pay R200 to go see snakes at the ZOO when you can just go to family gathering and see them all for free?
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
I wonder who told taxi drivers that the best time to pour petrol is after loading passengers
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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
"Come forward my girl"
Ndi mufunzi wa 25 years a khou vhudza mmeanu
Ndi mufunzi wa 25 years a khou vhudza mmeanu
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
They know your partner is texting other people but they keep quiet... Vodacom, Mtn, Telkom and Cell C mxm
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Pain of deleting sweet conversation because Rambois asking 4 your phone
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Ndoto lindela munwe achiri ok let's give it a try nda mufha card a swipe matching outfits
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
