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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Doctor achiri " Wine is good for your health " hakho amba Autumn Havest or Paarl Pearl vhathu wele π€·
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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Avoid people who are close to people who dislike you. They are DANGEROUS
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Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Rich cousin: Bro what's grandma doing outside, it is 02:00 am
: he munna edelani
: he munna edelani
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
I owe Telkom R98 they say Recharge with R100 and win a Car they think im from KZN
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
I introduce my girlfriend to my rich uncle, she's now my aunt.
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
: Shh Daddy Vha Khou Nwala Geography
:The Volcano Booom,People Die Yessses.
:The Volcano Booom,People Die Yessses.
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
We are now the drunk Uncles and Aunts that we used to see in the family functions when we were kids
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2018 Was A Good Year pic.twitter.com/pr8bzbBLvb
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
bby sorry my phone was off
he vha2 voice ya after sex ndi ya ipfa
he vha2 voice ya after sex ndi ya ipfa
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
@murendimukumela Hectic
Retweet of status by @RandyNyambeni
Murendeni Murendi
@murendimukumela
Dear black child you don't owe anyone perfect English "Do we clear"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
